Who is dolli*knitrix?
It's a question we've all asked ourselves...
Hello.
Hello yourself.
So, who is dolli*knitrix, if that is your real name?
Clearly, it isn't, for that would be silly. It's one of my many pseudonyms.
How many do you have?
A few...dolli*knitrix is the main one, but I also respond to Marchioness du Crème Glacée, Queen of the Harpies and Layal
Really?
No. To (badly) quote The Ting Tings...
So, dolli*knitrix...should I assume that came about due to a fondness for fashion dolls and knitting?
You assume correctly.
Hurrah! What do I win?
A sense of self-satisfaction.
Excellent. So, if your life was a movie, which movie would it be?
Hello.
Hello yourself.
So, who is dolli*knitrix, if that is your real name?
Clearly, it isn't, for that would be silly. It's one of my many pseudonyms.
How many do you have?
A few...dolli*knitrix is the main one, but I also respond to Marchioness du Crème Glacée, Queen of the Harpies and Layal
Really?
No. To (badly) quote The Ting Tings...
They call me Leila
They call me Leyla
They call me Lala
They call me Lola
They call me Leela
That’s NOT my name!
So, dolli*knitrix...should I assume that came about due to a fondness for fashion dolls and knitting?
You assume correctly.
Hurrah! What do I win?
A sense of self-satisfaction.
Excellent. So, if your life was a movie, which movie would it be?
Easy. Voyage of the Rock Aliens. It's pretty much what the inside of my brain looks like; 1980s neo-1950s B-movie rockabilly-synth horror/comedy.
The way to win me over is...
...with obscure and deep-cut Simpsons references.
Which seasons?
Oh, 1-10, natürlich. 11-15 get a partial (Pepsi) credit. After that, you're on your own.
What do you want on your hot dog?
Surprise me.
It's 11:00. Do you know where your children are?
I told you last night, NO!
I told you last night, NO!
Are you from the casino?
I'm from a casino
Good enough, let's go!
